The Queendom of Chaotic Crownlands is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 133 million Chaotic Crownlandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chaotic Crownlandsian economy, worth 6.13 trillion Eries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 46,109 Eries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chaotic Crownlandsians teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chaotic Crownlands's national animal is the rabbit.

Chaotic Crownlands is ranked 24,470^th in the world and 12^th in Hive for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,045.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.